Only in Ireland....

Driver climbes aboard a full bus and asks: 'Does anyone know where we're going?'
Girl in front seat to her friend: 'I sure hope this is secret camera. He can't be serious!'
Guy a bit further to the back: 'Just go straight ahead and take a left at the end. We have to get on the M50. Just pay the fee and go through the port tunnel'
Driver: 'I'm not paying a fee'
Guy turns to the rest of the passengers: 'Ok, everybody chip in for the toll fee! 50 cents each'
Driver: 'I still need directions though....'

Oh, we did get there in the end.